fakebreast:

real

fakebreast:

real

cinnamid:

The bees never bothered me anyway 

vardaesque:

polmos:

Salvador Dali Taking His Anteater for a Walk, Paris 1969

Salvador Dali Not Giving A Single Fuck, Paris 1969

vardaesque:

polmos:

Salvador Dali Taking His Anteater for a Walk, Paris 1969

Salvador Dali Not Giving A Single Fuck, Paris 1969

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

worsedreams:

whatsacanada:

A popular Christian band called nuns n roses

I think you mean nuns n moses 

poptwart:

poptwart:

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my

ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

image

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

brigette-rose:

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day