sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

kimjimwoo:

when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick

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me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 

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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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juantreehill:

faceless bloggers are so mysterious  

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nointerrruption:

nointerrruption:

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

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distraction:

taekoyasuhiro:

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friend ?????!?

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friend!!!!!

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im coming friend

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im here i love u

omg

(Source: mystia)

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

(Source: weheartit.com)

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kittyhague:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk)

userbar:

australian summers

userbar:

australian summers

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