save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

theheartofachiefsoulofadragon:

monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

Eh seatbelt

dutchster:

look at that dog trying to help

dutchster:

look at that dog trying to help

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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perks-of-being-chinese:

"what do you plan on being when you’re older?"

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

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human:

This picture makes me want to punch someone

human:

This picture makes me want to punch someone

maisiewilliams:

you were named after the bravest man I ever knew, xkit guy potter-

clanked:

free him

clanked:

free him

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