dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

beyoncebeytwice:

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

image

weaklinks:

math

image

nerdjpg:

this is so INTENTS

eyesoncrack:

It’s nice but it’s not black.

-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes” 


  • tumblr staff: okay we have excess funds, what should we do
  • worker: maybe we could fix the video playe-
  • david karp: hats

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.